If you are a hash runner then plan your next holiday in Pattaya; run with us and then enjoy as much beer as you can drink in our legendary circle. After that you will be dropped off at one of the appointed bars for free food and happy hour priced beer.

If you have never run with the Pattaya Hash House harriers then you are in for a once-in-a-lifetime experience. We run through the Thai countryside around Pattaya every Monday. The route takes in everything from farmers' fields of tapico or pineapples, nice bits of jungle, through streams, up hill and down dale.

We have our own unique buffalo-flavoured shiggy and you will encounter rice paddies, angry Brahma bulls and hundreds of dogs, which sometimes resent us running through their owners' gardens. A well-aimed rock not only deals with this problem, but usually gets a cheer from it's owner. The Thais have an interesting sense of humour and the dogs are experts at dodging incoming missiles.

Our circles are infamous throughout the world. This is the Hash that started the tradition of sitting bare-bummed sinners on a large block of ice. From there we launched the World Series of ice spinning - naturally we won as we didn't invite anyone else. We got this idea from the American Hashers who said if the USA can do it for baseball and football then why not the PH3?

Our Religious Advisor, Sir Airhead - knighted for services to himself (and by himself) is undoubtedly the most wicked RA in the world. Our Master of Music, Redcoat, has a song for every occasion and every nationality - starting with the Australian National Anthem - Mincing Matilda.

And we can't close without a word about our wonderful Hash Quack who swaps his lovely black rubber suit and scuba gear every Monday and dons his bloodstained doctor's coat in order to dispense medicine with magical properties to the sick and to those who are about to be...